Color Me Unwell Volume 1

Color Me Unwell Vol. 1: F*ck This Emotional Wreck A Funky Adult Coloring Book by Chaos Studio

This is not a calm coloring book.

This is a unicorn-on-fire, cupcake-with-feelings, emotionally exhausted coping mechanism disguised as paper and bad decisions. It's 30 pages of chaos, dark humor, and zero toxic positivity — built specifically for adults who are a little (or a lot) unwell, and fully okay with that.

No pastel sunsets. No "live, laugh, love." Just you, your markers, and pages that actually match your energy.

What's inside:

30 original coloring pages featuring deeply over-it unicorns, cupcakes carrying way too much emotional weight, and scenes you'll recognize from your own life
Page titles like Anxiety Is My Cardio, Frost Me, I'm Done, G.O.A.T. = Genuinely Over All This, and Down the Toilet, Just Like My Hopes
Chaos, sarcasm, and exactly zero coping mechanisms that actually work
A welcome page that says "Hi. You made it. This is not a calm coloring book." (You're welcome.)
A closing page that reminds you: you survived a little bit. That's enough.
This book is not a productivity tool. It is not a mindfulness exercise. It will not fix your life.

It might, however, give your brain something to do with its hands, turn a spiral into a scribble, and make the chaos feel a little less lonely.

Color outside the lines. On purpose. Color when you're angry. Color when you're tired. Color when your brain is doing parkour at 2 a.m.

There is no wrong way to survive this book.

Product Details

30 coloring pages + bonus text pages (welcome, instructions, closing, Vol. 2 tease)
Instant digital download — no waiting, no shipping
Delivered as a high-resolution PDF, print-ready at standard letter size (8.5" x 11")
Also compatible with Procreate and iPad apps for digital coloring
Print as many times as you want. Ruin a page. Print another one.
For adults. Contains strong language, emotional baggage, glitter, and zero coping.
No physical item will be shipped. Download link delivered immediately after purchase.

Stay feral. Stay frosted. Chaos Studio