{"product_id":"color-me-unwell-volume-1","title":"Color Me Unwell Volume 1","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColor Me Unwell Vol. 1: F*ck This Emotional Wreck A Funky Adult Coloring Book by Chaos Studio\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not a calm coloring book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a unicorn-on-fire, cupcake-with-feelings, emotionally exhausted coping mechanism disguised as paper and bad decisions. It's 30 pages of chaos, dark humor, and zero toxic positivity — built specifically for adults who are a little (or a lot) unwell, and fully okay with that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo pastel sunsets. No \"live, laugh, love.\" Just you, your markers, and pages that actually match your energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat's inside:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 original coloring pages featuring deeply over-it unicorns, cupcakes carrying way too much emotional weight, and scenes you'll recognize from your own life\u003cbr\u003ePage titles like Anxiety Is My Cardio, Frost Me, I'm Done, G.O.A.T. = Genuinely Over All This, and Down the Toilet, Just Like My Hopes\u003cbr\u003eChaos, sarcasm, and exactly zero coping mechanisms that actually work\u003cbr\u003eA welcome page that says \"Hi. You made it. This is not a calm coloring book.\" (You're welcome.)\u003cbr\u003eA closing page that reminds you: you survived a little bit. That's enough.\u003cbr\u003eThis book is not a productivity tool. It is not a mindfulness exercise. It will not fix your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might, however, give your brain something to do with its hands, turn a spiral into a scribble, and make the chaos feel a little less lonely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColor outside the lines. On purpose. Color when you're angry. Color when you're tired. Color when your brain is doing parkour at 2 a.m.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is no wrong way to survive this book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 coloring pages + bonus text pages (welcome, instructions, closing, Vol. 2 tease)\u003cbr\u003eInstant digital download — no waiting, no shipping\u003cbr\u003eDelivered as a high-resolution PDF, print-ready at standard letter size (8.5\" x 11\")\u003cbr\u003eAlso compatible with Procreate and iPad apps for digital coloring\u003cbr\u003ePrint as many times as you want. Ruin a page. Print another one.\u003cbr\u003eFor adults. Contains strong language, emotional baggage, glitter, and zero coping.\u003cbr\u003eNo physical item will be shipped. Download link delivered immediately after purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStay feral. Stay frosted. Chaos Studio\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50226267816129,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/6742\/9057\/files\/CMU-V1-v1-final-dpi300-pages-pages-1.png?v=1778814208","url":"https:\/\/chaos-studio-2.myshopify.com\/products\/color-me-unwell-volume-1","provider":"Chaos Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}